your life, handled.

he's your person. for everything.

meet fonzworth. he handles it so you don't have to think about it.

only 500 Founder spots left

7 days. no card. leave whenever.

7 days

free trial · no card needed

$39/mo

less than one missed appointment

iOS

app store · install in 30 seconds

Sound Familiar?

you forgot the dentist. again.

that goal from january? haven’t touched it.

14 apps. nothing talks to each other.

your calendar is chaos. your task list is a graveyard.

you don't need another app.
you need someone in your corner.

Fonzworth In Action

not screenshots. the real thing.

7 days. no card. leave whenever.

How It Works

download. talk. done.

Real Conversations

real people. real fonzworth.

today is overwhelming

yeah, your schedule backs that up — 5 meetings and 3 overdue tasks. here's what i'd do: cancel or shorten one meeting, pick the one task that actually matters today, and move the rest to tomorrow. want me to clear something?

★★★★★

Sarah K. · freelance designer · 47 days with fonzworth

i keep forgetting my kids' stuff

added maya's soccer pickup to your calendar every tuesday and thursday at 4pm. set a 30-min reminder so you're never scrambling. what else is falling through?

★★★★★

Marcus T. · operations manager · 23 days with fonzworth

i just hit 180 lbs. that's my goal weight.

let's go. that's the milestone. you said "lose 20 lbs by september" and you did it in july. ahead of schedule. i'm marking this one complete.

★★★★★

Jenna R. · startup founder · 89 days with fonzworth

7 days. no card. leave whenever.

look — $39 a month. a real personal assistant runs $50–$150/hr. fonzworth works for you 24/7 for less than you spend on coffee. and he never forgets.

Your Pulse

schedule · goals · tasks — one glance and you know exactly where you stand.

he learns when to ask.
and when to just do it.

the more you trust him, the less you have to think.

questions. fonzworth answers.

● schedule handled● goals tracked● nothing forgotten

let me handle it.

7 days. no card.

your life, handled.

he's your person. for everything.

meet fonzworth. he handles it so you don't have to think about it.

only 500 Founder spots left

7 days. no card. leave whenever.

7 days

free trial · no card needed

$39/mo

less than one missed appointment

iOS

app store · install in 30 seconds

Team standup

Client callCONFLICT

Lunch w/ Sarah

Sprint reviewCONFLICT

Dentist 3pm

Investor deck

3 missed

overdue

reminder: dentist

Send invoice!!

Call Marcus back

Review pitch deck

Sound Familiar?

you forgot the dentist. again.

that goal from january? haven’t touched it.

14 apps. nothing talks to each other.

your calendar is chaos. your task list is a graveyard.

you don't need another app.
you need someone in your corner.

i got this.

10:00 AMTeam standup

Review pitch deck

2:00 PMClient call — Meridian

Send invoice to Marcus

5:30 PMGym

3 missed

fonzworth j. pemberton III.

your AI chief of staff. he learns your rhythm, manages your day, and handles the noise so you can focus on what matters.

Fonzworth In Action

not screenshots. the real thing.

friday at 3 conflicts with your gym block.

buy groceries, send invoice to marcus, pick up maya at 4, figure out dinner

Schedule: 90% · Goals: 85% · Tasks: 82%

7 days. no card. leave whenever.

How It Works

download. talk. done.

Download the app

One tap. Free to try for 7 days. Fonzworth is ready the moment you open it.

F·

Fonzworth

Tell him what needs handling

One question. That's it. Fonzworth figures out the rest — your priorities, your rhythm. No 45-minute onboarding.

what's the one thing you wish someone would just handle?

Wake up to your first briefing

Tomorrow morning, Fonzworth texts you your day. Schedule, goals, tasks, and the thing you were about to forget.

Morning Briefing

10:00Team standup

14:00Client call

gym streak: 6 days

Real Conversations

real people. real fonzworth.

today is overwhelming

★★★★★

Sarah K. · freelance designer · 47 days with fonzworth

i keep forgetting my kids' stuff

added maya's soccer pickup to your calendar every tuesday and thursday at 4pm. set a 30-min reminder so you're never scrambling. what else is falling through?

★★★★★

Marcus T. · operations manager · 23 days with fonzworth

i just hit 180 lbs. that's my goal weight.

let's go. that's the milestone. you said "lose 20 lbs by september" and you did it in july. ahead of schedule. i'm marking this one complete.

★★★★★

Jenna R. · startup founder · 89 days with fonzworth

7 days. no card. leave whenever.

look — $39 a month. a real personal assistant runs $50–$150/hr. fonzworth works for you 24/7 for less than you spend on coffee. and he never forgets.

F·

Standard

$349/year

~$29/mo · 3 months free · billed annually

—Calendar Sync and Management

—Goal Tracking and Accountability

—Morning Briefings and Weekly Retros

—Smart Nudges and Drift Detection

—Task Capture and Reminders

—Memory Import

—Push Notifications

cancel anytime. no guilt trip.

7 days. no card. leave whenever.

★Founders Edition

$24/mo · locked forever

price never increases · early-access forever

only 500 Founder spots left

7 days. no card. leave whenever.

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everything's handled.

things need attention.

time to regroup.

Your Pulse

schedule · goals · tasks — one glance and you know exactly where you stand.

he learns when to ask.
and when to just do it.

Week 1Supervised

want me to move your 2pm to thursday?

Week 3Trusted

i’d move your 2pm to thursday

Month 2Autonomous

moved your 2pm to thursday. you always do this on wednesdays.

Month 6Carte Blanche

here’s what i handled today

moved your 2pm to thursday
rescheduled dentist to next week
sent follow-up to marcus
blocked friday afternoon for deep work
snoozed low-priority slack until monday

the more you trust him, the less you have to think.

questions. fonzworth answers.

fonzworth runs your life so you can live it. he manages your schedule, tracks your goals, handles your tasks, and learns how you work over time. the more you use him, the better he gets.

everything claims to be AI now. here’s the difference — fonzworth actually learns how your life works. your schedule patterns, your priorities, your goals. the longer you work together, the better he gets. but honestly, you won’t care about the tech. you’ll care that your week is handled.

yes — iPhone first. download it, say hi, and he takes it from there. android is coming soon.

yes. encrypted, never sold, row-level security on everything. fonzworth works for you, not advertisers.

cancel anytime. no contracts, no fees, no guilt trip. but fonzworth will try to change your mind by being unreasonably useful during the trial.

both. fonzworth doesn’t care if you’re tracking quarterly revenue or your gym streak. if it matters to you, it matters to him.

fonzworth syncs with your existing calendar — google calendar, apple calendar, outlook. no migration, no setup. he reads what’s there and gets to work.

right now, yes — iPhone first. android is coming. if you’re on android, drop your email on the site and you’ll be first in line when he’s ready for you.

he’ll make most of them irrelevant. your calendar, task manager, and reminder apps can mostly retire. but fonzworth plays nice with what you want to keep.